There’s a character in the third Hunger Games book named Alma..
Just had to walk home in the most ferocious wind and rain I’ve seen all year. Then I get a phone call from my mom to tell me my great uncle has just died.
Fuck off Christmas, I hate you.
Happy Holidays from the scary, psychic and occasionally-homicidal family.
Screw my own family, I know where I wanna be this Christmas!
In attempts to get Teka to stop chewing at my books, I put on some dance music.
Poor buddy’s confused because it wants to eat book, but HAS to dance